I’m Busy!

My back hurts!

I’ve heard that sermon before!

The game’s on TV.

Not enough gasoline.

The baby kept us awake all night.

The pastor looks like he’s talking to me!

My wife said I had to go

. . . . . I’m not letting her tell me what to do.

But I went last week!

That’s for kids.

It’s a waste of time,

they don’t act like Christians anyway!

They act like they’re better than me.

I saw Fred at the game last Sunday.

If he can do it, I can do it!

   What is your excuse?  If you have a good one, send it to us.  We will forward it to God for His consideration.

   If He likes it, you might get an all expense paid trip to Hell!